To the staff writers of The Muppets:
After watching the first three episodes, I feel qualified to give a few helpful reminders. Since you’ve all forgotten, here are some examples of the real problems that Muppets face each day.
The siren call of the Vendaface machine:
Trying to perform with Alan Arkin while he suffers the effects of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew’s Mr. Hyde potion:
Too many Beakers (though I’d argue there are never enough):
The scourge of cluckitis!
Earning your Frog Scout punk merit badge!
And of course, dodging sharpened bananas:
I’m sure you see my point. Think about it.
Very truly yours, Elizabeth